Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hotel Massage...with no happy ending...or middle or begining.

I got to my hotel Friday night this past weekend and was like, well they have a spa here, I deserve a massage. right? RIGHT. A phone call is made, I get ready, I go downstairs. I'm like whew okay this will be a great start to the weekend. The fact that I'm even writing about this tells you that it was not. But wait...oh just wait for it.

I fill out the paperwork they make you do. Checking no on pregnant with an inner sigh of relief -sigh- and soon I'm in the lounge waiting room. Thinking to myself...I hope this is good. I need good. Knowing I was taking a risk at a hotel that does not count on repeat service of the same person.

My masseuse comes walking in and she is a curvier heavy set lady. This is fine...until we start walking up the stairs to the massage room and she is getting out of breathe (only two flights of stairs okay) I'm pretty sure since my facial emotions always give me away my eyes were getting wider and wider by the second. We get to the room and shes like "Wow those stairs really get me sometimes you know at the end of a long day and all". I'm already thinking "Shut up, long day? This is MY time to relax lady I don't care about your day". Do I think that is bitchy to think, NO, a massage is to relax I don't want you to talk and I don't want you breathing like a horse that just ran all rounds of the triple crown.

Now I'm starting to begin to think this really was a mistake. It just gets worse...or better. However you want to see this predicament. She asks me a few questions, I answer. She pulls back the blanket and says "oh no I forgot the other sheet for the top...well I guess we can make do with just the blanket"... Uh ya sure. I should have ran at that point and faked an illness.

She leaves the room, I get laid down. She comes in and starts to roll me off the table...I mean massage me. Lord in heaven I thought I was going to go tumbling. She was doing this huge rubbing motions all over my right side I felt like maybe some skin grafts were being done I'm not completely sure. Meanwhile she is TALKING. She is FUCKING TALKING. I keep responding with mmhmm, mmm or anything I can not to actually speak and encourage her mouth vomit. Then she says these glorious words "I almost was going to wash my blanket but I guess the universe decided that for me when they said I had another appointment"

WHAT. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY! The blanket that is on me is NOT WASHED?!?! holy lay me down to sleep and slap me for coming in here.

I'm now TRULY trying to think of a way to get up and say I need to leave. But I have no balls to do so. I really should have...if there is ever a next time of a bad start to a massage I will.

She continues to "massage" me in the weirdest motions by someone who I'm pretty sure does not actually have their massage license. I felt like she was squeezing my neck-I'm sure if I had to endure much longer I would have an anxiety attack. She says "I've never massaged someone so petite before" Me again, mmhmm. She asks how the pressure is, I say fine. Then she saks if I want lighter or harder (laughs) I said oh well maybe a little lighter. She then does this "HA HA ha ha ha HA hahaha extended laugh and says well then it's NOT fine"

O M G. thank god I'm face down on the table or my eyes would be popping out. She keeps using an insane amount of lotion and rubbing it in her hands as if I'm expecting her to pull out a dick at any moment and start jacking off. It's a distributing sound when one is face down on a table...naked. (yes I wear wearing my MeUndies panties)

She then stops massaging my back, thank god, but moves to my legs. This entire time she is being so rushed and fast. It was completely horrible. Shes massaging my legs...up my leg...up my leg...up my leg...she didn't stop at my thigh. This woman's fingers touched my vagina THREE TIMES.

By now I bet you are all wondering how I stayed. I don't know how I did. I just...feel a bit traumatized. Now I don't think this was intentional sexual harassment BUT I'm strongly debating an email to the hotel about it all. In a very condensed manner of course. Only you guys get the awesome details (headdesk)

I'm thinking it can't get any worse. Then she moves to the other side of my back, the left. Then she at one point sits down ON THE MASSAGE TABLE and puts my arm in her lap. OMG. LOL. I was like what is happening here. She says "I find it so funny you said you do a lot of art bigger then yourself, you know you are just so tiny and all" She finds herself so funny here, what this woman does not fucking understand is I meant I do paintings 3 times taller then myself. YOU IDIOT. But of course she really has not listened to anything I said and is self absorbed in her rapid breathing, touching my vagina and sitting on the table I'm laying on.

The massage comes to an end...50 minutes felt like 3 hours. I can't believe it even happened, I've filed it into a small portion of my brain labeled "nightmares"

It cost me $116...with an already added 18% gratuity that I could not get away from. Deep regret of that $116. Probably some of the worst money I've ever spent. Thank god it can be a tax write off with my back issues. Not much condolence at this point. Happy birthday weekend to me...

-sigh-
-SIGH-
-siiiigggghhhhhhhh-

Cum Slut for Me 2-FACIAL

"Cum Slut For Me 2-FACIAL" http://clips4sale.com/75307/11916713 via @clips4sale is a must have for any horny CEI loving male. By the way, CEI means "cum eating instruction" for those who are unaware. Maybe you should try it for yourself? *wink

Monday, September 29, 2014

New Jerk Off Instruction and Ass Worship clip ft. Princess Lyne and I


I'm so glad Princess Lyne and I finally got to hang out, we had a great time talking and filming. We are already planning a next time and hopefully that will include a long dinner so we can chat. We definitely had lots to talk about in between filming clips and I'm so glad Lyne and I meshed so well with work and as friends. I will write more about my weekend later but find part 1 to this 2 part video series HERE: http://clips4sale.com/75307/12148485 and then click the link inside the description for part 2 in Princess Lynes fetish store.

chickens and goats! happy birthday!


This is what I wanted to make sure I did for my birthday and finally home and have completed my wish to do so. I've donated so that people in countries who are in need, specifically Nepal in this situation, can live a better life and have livestock that can keep giving back to them. Happy Birthday!

You can find Heifers twitter here: https://twitter.com/Heifer and website here: http://www.heifer.org/

Friday, September 26, 2014

Twin Babysitters 5-Lets Get Extra Naughty Daddy!

Being released on September 28th this is Our hottest babysitter video YET! We just keep vamping up the hotness and We wonder if you can handle it? Find it here: http://clips4sale.com/65939 #twins #babysitter #yogapants #topless #taboo

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Jerk Off Instruction Week 7 -breathe play-

Do you want to be able to jerk it to Me? Well can you hold your breathe? http://clips4sale.com/75307
Being released on September 28th, My birthday. So how about you play My JOI game with Me. ;)

The devil does not wear Prada

She wears this. Watch out.
Thank you to Blue for the body stocking and silky smooth gloves. Your 20 minutes of torture video is on it's way to you. Be good for Me.

Thank you to Mr Anon!


I fucking LOVE these body con dresses, adore them, they fit like a glove. Thank you thank YOU! XO

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

New EXPLICIT Erotica Show Live TONIGHT!

Another rare look at the more vanilla type shows I use to do a few years ago. Full nude, explicit, fingering, dildos etc. I do not do shows or videos like this anymore so make sure to add this to your collection if you are jiving for My submissive naughty side. Vanilla Store HERE: http://clips4sale.com/54035

Monday, September 22, 2014

Feedback ;)

Press the photo to enlarge. Thanks for the positive feedback on My clips and Brooke and I's as well.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Mesmerizing The Hero-Twin Seduction

Being seduced by one villainess is too much but then add another, a villainess set of twins...No one stands a chance. Find this video on September 21st here: http://clips4sale.com/65939 #mesmerize

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Custom4U!

LOOK LOOK LOOK at this hot ass gif they made ME!?! Wow I feel special. I finally have an active account on this rapidly growing popular site. SO many options all in one spot. Custom videos, offers on anything you can think of, live phone and cam...list is endless! Check me out here http://www.customs4u.com/ and choose My Model name: "Miss Vikki Lynn". Any questions just ask me or the site itself, they are friendly and fast to respond to customer and studio needs. ENJOY!

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

#spoiledGoddess

Big thanks to Timis and Blue for spoiling Me so well. You can do so yourself by going to My wishlist too: MissVikkiLynn http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/2T9T5ISKJ986U/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_pQegub13JNHNR via @amazon

Good morning.

I've been spending half this morning poking and prodding at the fire in the wood stove, adding wood and deciding if I should just get a blow torch at it....naw just kidding about the blow torch it would probably throw me backwards. This is becoming girl of the limberlost here with keeping this fire going. My test at self sufficiency has started-thank you universe-I did ask for it. As currently if you have not been following along I went to turn my furnace on for the first time and...crickets. Not from the evening music in the country but because it decided to die without notifying me first of its impending doom. We will have to work on those communication skills better next time...

So for now my only heat source is my wood stove. Real crazy that in mid September I need heat, September is suppose to be the month of mild temperatures, sweatpants and hoodies that make you go -sigh- isn't this perfect? Instead mother nature has her own ideas...Rolling with the dropping temps here I had a consultation for new furnace and AC. Scheduled for tomorrow I do believe is when I will be getting to listen to the noises of installation of new units. And as that goes in over $7,000+ goes out. This is the only -sigh- happening. BUT I'm thankful I can pay for this, I save a lot, so there is no woe is me I'm broke story happening here. I'm smart, resourceful and calculative. This is when you tell me congratulations, high five me and beam at me. Proud right? Thought so.

I do believe I can write a portion of this off on my taxes because of my two home businesses. Yes two. Where have you been? Lets call one business "adult" the other "art"...but in my highly sensitive personality brain I like to think they are both "arts" *wink.

Then, I must apologize, I tried to get on cam the other night downstairs in the small remodeled portion of my basement. I would love to make it more dungeon like down there but handcuffing the guests to the bed at night may terrify them. So for now it's nice, fluffy, white and calm. Opposite of how I felt after trying to cam down there the other night. The internet signal was just fine about a month ago when I decided to buy a bed/furnishings etc to the tune of $1,000 so that I could add a quiet night time work space. The daytime one has too many windows and no door and I like doors shut when I'm online I just feel more secluded...like in a little camming nest. (ha)

Anyways...I got all around, make up done, hair done, sexy outfit...sexy face on, was feeling frisky, taunting and ready to be a sex kitten. Then...internet...it took a vacation. Came back for a little tease...then gone again. I finagled with it for a good hour, even tried a booster that I installed. It decided one bar was as much as it had to give me that night. So alas, I had to retreat to the shower and sex kitten turned into frustration which meant it was time for bed. Tomorrow is always another day.

So the point of all that is...I still do not have a night time camming space. This is one reason you have not seen me online a lot. I've been in my new house 2 months now, insane how fast it's gone already. I'm still adjusting and still trying to figure out what works best where and when here. So bear with me. I guess I'm kind of like the internet....back for a bit, such a tease...and gone again.

DEAL WITH IT!!! yep. I shouted. Terrifying I know. Time to call mommy.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Birthmaca.

Quite a few people have asked me what I want for my birthday. Being that I have a wishlist (I just started a few months ago) (http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/2T9T5ISKJ986U/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_.7Eeub1D737FK) I'm going to pick a few things out that are listed on there but that I've had my eye on.

This one is pretty extravagant: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0091EPO0W/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2T9T5ISKJ986U&coliid=I1UXIFR3S930F6 but taking baths is one of the few things I enjoy doing and winding down from the day or life in general. I don't *have* to have this one. I'm sure if you also wanted to send a generous home depot gift card that I could find one local too.
A girl can dream right? ;)

I've also been jiving after a new headboard: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006K0WBNS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2T9T5ISKJ986U&coliid=ILJHJ9B8O5UYO&psc=1

Any and ALL bird feeder items or homes. There is quite a few on there.

This dehydrator. I really REALLY have been wanting one so I can make healthier snack like items from home: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047WOWHE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2T9T5ISKJ986U&coliid=I22BZK6SI6JW4K&psc=1 especially when I get my garden going this coming spring and summer.

Also for gardening: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0029DN4BS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2T9T5ISKJ986U&coliid=ILPG8YM1MPTAE&psc=1

A gift card to this Etsy store for heirloom seeds. I will take as many gift cards as you want to send for that: https://www.etsy.com/listing/85185730/gift-certificate-organic-seed-gift?ref=shop_home_active_17

This is not as practical but really fun: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003T9XK1K/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2T9T5ISKJ986U&coliid=I18HSDNQBPUDHB&psc=1 is a playboy Cleopatra costume.

This book on living off the land: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1570618402/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2T9T5ISKJ986U&coliid=IP0QS6OZRGVHG

This wolf totem shirt in size small: https://www.etsy.com/listing/113595874/wolf-totem-womens-long-sleeve-raglan?ref=favs_view_9

I will not be home the weekend of my/our birthday and am not planning on cam celebrations at this time (LOL) I know a lot of girls do. Lately I've not been live on cam a lot and making clips has been my main focus. Which I love doing. If you want to spoil me that day just feel free to head on over to any of those links for clips (listed top of the blog here) and fill your cart with clips or send a tribute etc and I shall certainly be smiling.

Ciao.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Interracial...Blowjob Love. *preview*

A new interracial clip is coming out on Friday in My role play +Clips4sale store. Eight minutes long, HD. It is probably My hottest one yet including a hot blow job and masturbation teasing. My handsome black men will love this clip as well as I think My groveling little forced-bi faggots who love big black cock so much. Check it out here on Friday: http://clips4sale.com/54035

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Lost and Found! #lipfetish

I found this little gem of a video that I forgot to release. It is from earlier this summer. It will come out in My #fetish +Clips4sale store on Wednesday morning. Find it here: http://clips4sale.com/75307

Good boy Wallet!




So many new items for Me...along with this, new backpacks, new stockings, new blanket, gift cards to My favorite restaurant and much more... *smiles* Pampering Me right ;)

Thank you Dennis!


For sending Me this bird feeder. I really do adore it and now I just need some bird seed and I can't wait to enjoy all the birds. Thank you for the smiles. XO -MV

Monday, September 8, 2014

Nylon Mastrubation Spy...*coming soon*

This video is coming soon to My fetish store on +Clips4sale "Nylon Masturbation Tease" .... sit below My desk like a good slave and watch as a tease and taunt you. http://clips4sale.com/75307

The big one....

One steamy morning, he came into my room and softly caressed my legs. Farther and farther he touched as my breath quickened...

Errrr...Wrong story.

I'm actually here to talk about my move. And if you know me at all or have been around for a few years you know that moving has become something I do. (frequently) Some friends even coined a phrase "the yearly vikki move" ... "is it ready for the yearly vikki move yet?" So on and so forth. This has not been TOO far from the truth. Since I was 17 I have moved a total of 16 times. That is a span of almost 10 years now. I just counted on my phalanges for you. your welcome.

But this time, I was moving for different reasons. For quite many years now in my obsession with Mary Jane Farm magazine, farmers markets and drives down quiet country roads, I knew that I wanted to have something similar to that life style. A little country estate. I guess the smell of shit being spread on the fields in spring is really captivating. Has no one informed Esta Lauder of this huge money maker they could bottle and sell? Well, it can be our little secret.
That really has nothing to do with me moving. The shit fields.
I grew up around farm land so it is not too bothersome of a smell to me.

I've lived with anxiety for many years, brought on by a rush rush life style-do it now-have it now instead of just simply living in the now. If any of you have struggled with this it can lead to feeling depressed and chronic illness. I don't like to take pharmaceuticals unless necessary but it ended up leading to needing to do that for a little while. I knew that moving again, from my beautiful home I had only barely been in a year, would post challenges but I knew that to reach my goals in life I needed too. Plus I'm only going to be 27 this year, if I can change my life style to prevent health issues/stress/anxiety then that is definitely not something to wait on!

So I listed my beautiful home, something everyone would be shocked at, love, would appear in magazines and known as a Parade of Homes house (show house) and decided I needed to downsize. Downsize my house worries, my life, my responsibilities.

The process of looking again was mind boggling. The process of having people in and out of my home and having to leave with a pet and other responsibilities frequently was even worse. (Did the dog poop in the yard? Did someone poop in a toilet right before a showing? How does the house smell? How is this blog keep talking about poop?) But somehow I did not feel overly anxious during that time period. I think I was holding it all in for others around me. The anxiety seemed to hit soon after the move. It felt like everything was crashing down, like everything that needed done needed done RIGHT THEN. Like I was never going to be organized again or how could I get back into work. When working from home, especially with my adult "business" needing a quiet space, a clean space and concentration is so important. It is hard for me to concentrate if things are not clean and organized. As an artist, I'm easily distracted...

OOOO SOMETHING SHINY....





Oh. I'm back now. Sorry. 

I'm so thankful for my twin sister Brooke. Because when I was having a mental break down it felt like she was shaking me with her yelling text words saying THIS IS NOT WHY YOU MOVED! You moved to relax, enjoy life, not worry about work as often, less bills, less worries. I'm like damn, Thanks Brooke. You are totally right.
Now part of life is reminding myself every day is a journey, if you did everything you wanted too in one day what would you have to look forward too? The journey is much more important then the destination sometimes. The experiences, the adventures. I've now been taking more time for myself. I sit outside and eat dinner on a picnic blanket, I went to an art and harvest festival with my best friend (the one with the gorgeous red hair I've mentioned-but that is another blog for a later date) .... I play baseball in the yard, I've purchased a 1964 Scout to remodel and enjoy. Another item that was on my bucket list was to remodel a old car with my family. Check!

My house is half the size of the one I sold but my life is twice as exciting now. My mortgage is $700 less a month then before, meaning lower house bills overall. It was not that I could not afford my other home, it was that I didn't feel it lined up with the vision I had for my life as a whole. I now have this amazing studio space for recording and my art. If you've seen any photos or any new videos of mine you will have seen some parts of it. It's so full of light and looks out into my huge backyard that then goes into corn fields. I walk out into my backyard and I just feel this happiness, this internal sigh of relief. Especially when I can vacuum my entire house in 20 minutes instead of literally 2 hours before. YAY! I don't want to be a product of consumerism, of the bigger is better. You know what is better? Peace of mind. And I'm finally getting there.

I've had so much help from family, friends, everyone here. I'm so thankful for the quality of the humans in my life. I feel very blessed. 

Like I'M HERE! I DID IT! I really crossed off that bucket list item of mine, finding a home with some land, enjoying life more, I got lucky and have a pool too. That is such a great bonus. I sometimes stop and think, I can't believe I'm here. It felt like it was never going to happen. There was so many obstacles that occurred not mentioned here, it was such a journey. This time the destination was much more fun the the journey (though I sure did learn a lot) but now I'm writing an all new chapter of my life. And I'm very excited for that.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Me. in HD.

No edits. No special affects. Just Me and My white paper lamp lights, little dress and sparkly heels. Perfect right? I thought so too.... *wink

These items are from C, My good wallet who loves to spoil Me. and I love it. *smiles 

This was taken for fun after doing some custom HD photos with My Nikon in My new cam room. You can find out more about ordering your own special content by reading My blog page here: http://missvikkiserotica.blogspot.com/p/custom-videos_13.html

Friday, September 5, 2014

Another happy submissive ;)

Click to enlarge the photo. This is a review from another satisfied submissive. Also, thank you to everyone who provides Me feedback after I send them their content. I do like to hear you liked it or if you want more and or changes to more content.

Shit that was said yesterday... *behind the scenes*

Brooke: "I don't really like when the meat is hanging over..."
Vikki:  "Uh...what? LOL"

*hamburgers*

Vikki: "Do you ever look up at the sky and think, I'm on something ROUND, spinning...AROUND?!?"
Brooke: "Uh what...LOL"

*Seriously, look up at the sky and realize the insanity and beauty of the world! Sky PORN*

Vikki: "Did we really just spend two hours in this store and decide not to buy anything in the cart?"
Brooke: "I'm getting a broom? That's practical right...?"

*Yes Brooke, sooo practical...*

Brooke: "Wait...you separate your "work" underwear from your "everyday" underwear.
Vikki: "Yes...I thought you would too?"

*Now Brooke has separated her undies into sexy and every day. Plus one for helpful organization*




Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Strip Tease Nude Pool Adventure

Yes, this really happened. Much nervous, very wow.

Anyways, (haha) this was a great adventure and I'm glad I took the plunge (literally har har) and created My first ever pool video. This was a daring adventure of public nudity...I honestly have neighbors who could easily see Me and this was a risk to create. But kind of a rush at the same time, doing something I'm not suppose to be. Especially since My neighbors do tend to walk on over to My house frequently. I was waiting to look behind Me and see one of them coming over to say "Hi". They would have received quite the hello...times two...from My nice pillow breasts (.)(.)

This will be released on clips4sale on Friday. You can purchase it directly from Me at any time (before or after) it is released. Cost is $50. Video is 10 minutes and HD. Strip Tease, Dirty Talk, Nudity.

Tribute via clips4sale, kinkbomb or niteflirt is accepted or an amazon gift card sent to: sweetkittykatblow@gmail.com. Please put "you could have gotten caught thanks for doing this" in the subject line. No, just kidding, haha, can simply say "pool video".

Thank you to those who have supported Me already and sent a gift card/tribute for this unique video. I'm headed back out to the pool...this time in My bikini. (bummer) but hey, tan lines are hot. I think. and what I think matters. Who says...Me! come on now...you know I'm the boss *wink

Fiesty...


Ask and you shall receive...

Yesterday I had a Skype with a slave of Mine who always mentions being blackmailed and his wife finding out about what hes doing online. So this time around I took things to the next level since he kept really asking for it...I took out My camcorder and started recoding the Skype. He got super nervous, his voice changed and everything. (I'm just laughing and smirking) After I demanded he pay Me to not put the video on clips4sale. He said I did not give you any information about myself, I said they can hear your voice. Then I watched the recorded session and it was SO hot even from a different angel. I demanded he pay Me again because it would be such a great seller on clips4sale. Then I sent the video to him (finally) after I was done toying with him and making him pay Me twice. Of which he called Me crazy, (I laughed) but in a good way, that he loved the power I have over him. I told him he better watch the session and give Me permission to post it on clips4sale after. We shall see what happens...Stay tuned ;)

*Please note all fetish sessions are done to a persons requests and I never do anything to legitimately hurt someone as I believe this is a great place to release and have your fantasies played out.*Some fantasies include pain, blackmail and suspense*Adults Only*

Love this. I'm happy.


Tuesday, September 2, 2014

My big black dick !

video
Things I do between clips....

Facebook likes to steal photos of Me.


For their own profit. Facebook is an evil giant, big brother government watching at it's best. Delete your account if you have one and move on with your life-who wants facebook drama anyways?.Just follow My twitter...it's much more fun! https://twitter.com/MissVikkiLynn

SO many new, hot, fetish videos LIVE!




I've been SO busy, being passionate about My work. Have you taken a look? Have you been sucked into My gaze, My big tits, nice ass and sensual sexual voice? Go HERE: http://clips4sale.com/75307 and be satisfied like never before.

I'm the QUEEN of dirty talk!

Click on the photo to enlarge and read this email. It made Me laugh! In a good way. So glad I can be so helpful in so many ways *wink